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“When gravity takes hold!”

What is the Ball Buoy?

Introducing the latest in bathroom humor: the "Ball Buoy" This innovative novelty gift is designed specifically for the wise old gentlemen in your life. As we all know, age comes with its own set of challenges, and one of those, albeit humorously, is the inevitable sagging of certain body parts.

Add a touch of levity to the lifelong journey of life with the Ball Buoy. After all, humor is the best medicine, and what better way to celebrate that journey by embracing those moments with humor and a functional piece of comic relief?

Crafted from durable materials, the buoy features a playful design that is sure to spark joy and laughter. It's the perfect gift for someone who has everything but a ball buoy. This item makes for an ideal gag gift for birthdays, retirement or simply just because.

  • Holds pencils and pens

  • Makes for a great Paperweight

  • Digital clock so you are never late

  • Brings a smile to your face

What it actually does!

  • Actually, work for what it was designed for.

  • Save your life.

  • End World hunger so don’t eat it.

  • Make you feel younger.

  • Improve your Disposition or
    Improve your posture.

  • But it will make you laugh!
    and make your pen and pencil stand up.

The Ball Buoy gag gift for old men, with clock and pencil holder

THIS GIFT WILL NOT:

This is a novelty item for humor and laugh purposes only, not to be actually used for the purpose it was designed for.

Keeping them High and Dry

Keeping them High and Dry

A portion of the proceeds goes to fund Various Veteran programs.

At Ball Buoy, we are committed to making a positive impact in our community. A portion of our proceeds is dedicated to supporting veteran programs. By purchasing our products, you are not only receiving quality items but also contributing to the well-being and empowerment of those who have served our country. We believe in honoring their sacrifices and providing assistance through various initiatives that promote reintegration, mental health support, and overall well-being for veterans. Thank you for joining us in this important mission.

When gravity takes hold

When gravity takes hold